Top 10 Signs You're Are Listening to a CB Idiot
If the person you are listening to over your CB repeatedly says or does any of the following.....he's an idiot.
1) "Modj....modj...modj.....Audio...audio...audio."
2) Plays the lady in heat cb noise toy, and thinks it's funny.
3) His echo is so loud you can't understand what he is saying.
4) His roger beep has more than one beep or last more than half a second.
5) He screws up his radio by having a swing kit installed.
6) The most commonly used words in his vocabulary are f*** or f***er.
7) Cannot talk to or about a woman without referring to his penis.
8) His mic is turned up so loud you can hear every noise in the house and the back yard.
9) You can hear him splatter on three or more channels either side of the channel he is on, and he lives several miles away.
10) Everytime he gets in a CB argument the only insults he can think of are the same stupid insults you use to hear when you were in high school, and he repeats them over and over.